What I’ve learned: Colin Kemp, doorman at Christie’s in London

As the first man you meet at 8 King Street, St James’s, prepares for retirement in March 2023 after 25 years — he reflects on Francis Bacon, James Bond and the day he met Madonna

I spent nine years working at Whitehall, providing security for British government ministers. I joined Christie’s on 30 March 1998 and have never looked back.

I come in, in the morning, around about 5.30. I am one of the first people in the building. I put my jacket on, I put my tie on, and then I put my cap on. Then I am ready to go up, at 8.30, to the reception.

I spend the whole day outside, welcoming people. The only time I’m inside is when furniture or artworks are being delivered. I always encourage people in the street to come in, look around and enjoy themselves — and of course, have a free coffee!

When you’re on the door, it’s never quiet. In the 25 years I’ve been here, Christie’s has changed a lot. Today we have more sales and more visitors than ever before. I’m always talking to people.

I try to see exhibitions before they open. I often work on a Saturday morning, when the art handlers are setting up. I don’t like to get in their way, but once they’re finished, I have a quick look around before we open to the public at 12 o’clock.

‘The most important thing about being a doorman is meeting and greeting everyone — treat everyone exactly the same, keep on smiling and always have a great sense of humour’

‘The most important thing about being a doorman is meeting and greeting everyone — treat everyone exactly the same, keep on smiling and always have a great sense of humour’

James Bond’s car was amazing. I didn’t see the auction, because I was on the door welcoming people in. You can always feel the excitement when they arrive. They come with smiles on their faces.

I’m a proper Cockney. I was born in the East End of London — within the sound of the Bow bells, as they say. I’ve since moved out to Essex — my wife wanted to buy a house. It’s far away, but I travel in by motorbike every day. It can be dangerous, depending on the other drivers. Nowadays, everyone seems to be in a hurry.

Colin Kemp was immortalised in a work by specialist Robert Brown for the Christie’s 2019 staff art show auction

Colin Kemp was immortalised in a work by specialist Robert Brown for the Christie’s 2019 staff art show auction

Robert Brown, Colin. Mixed media. Sold for £500 on 8 August 2019 at Christie’s Online. ‘I put a bid in for it, but never won it. But I was close’

Robert Brown, Colin. Mixed media. Sold for £500 on 8 August 2019 at Christie’s Online. ‘I put a bid in for it, but never won it. But I was close’

I’m not a worrier. I never think about what might happen, because I’m always positive about life — never negative. I find my day-to-day job exciting.

I don’t feel the cold. Everyone who comes to the door in winter says I should be wearing my big coat. A few years ago, I gave in and put one on just for a week. It’s very rare that I get a cold, but I thought they might be right.

‘I just wish I was 20 years younger so I could have another 20 years at Christie’s’

‘I just wish I was 20 years younger so I could have another 20 years at Christie’s’

If I could have bought anything at Christie’s it would have been Francis Bacon’s triptychs. I don’t know much about art, but I think they’re absolutely wonderful. There’s just something about them. When I saw them, I knew they’d sell.

I treat everyone the same. We had an intern once who said, ‘Colin, please don’t hold the door for me.’ But I told him I treat everyone who comes through Christie’s doors equally. He never forgot that. Now he occasionally comes in as a client.

I always remember people. A client came in a few years ago and was shocked when I greeted her by name — the last time she’d been to Christie’s in London was almost a decade previously.

I was nominated in 2019 for the Doorman of the Year award. To get nominated is one thing, but to win it was another thing. What I was so pleased about was not just winning it for me, but the most important thing was winning it for Christie’s.

‘I’m going to miss everybody... we’ve been here for such a long time and to me it’s like a family’

‘I’m going to miss everybody... we’ve been here for such a long time and to me it’s like a family’

Madonna is one of my idols. I loved it when she came in with her friends — it must have been about 15 years ago. I would have loved to have had my photo taken with her, but it’s a line I’ll never cross.

Twenty-five years is a long time. I just wish I was 20 years younger so I could have another 20 years at Christie’s.